(via lolzpicx)

shuckl:

brownpau:

shuckl:

hELPk i mAM odlphin how dio i bloge

that dolphin’s got an extra person hand

you’re right this picture is fake you got me

shuckl:

brownpau:

shuckl:

hELPk i mAM odlphin how dio i bloge

that dolphin’s got an extra person hand

you’re right this picture is fake you got me

(via catgene)

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

loki-cat:

ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.

(via teamgold)

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unclefather:

sacrifice her

unclefather:

sacrifice her

(via zackisontumblr)